|demon:||i possessed you|
|me:||get the fuck out|
|demon:||damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...|
|me:||shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit|
Guardians of the Galaxy was so great.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this
If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating?
If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?
I’ll reblog this every time.