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demon:i possessed you
me:get the fuck out
demon:damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me:shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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5 hours ago

puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

(via hate)

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198321
Posted
5 hours ago

Guardians of the Galaxy was so great. 

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6 hours ago

haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying

(via youreahobo)

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10 hours ago

vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

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(via doyougotothecatscratchclub)

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13 hours ago

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

(Source: itssexualhour, via a-storm-for-every-spring)

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1 day ago
jhenne-bean:

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

amazing

jhenne-bean:

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

amazing

(via staystrongandlivetothefullest)

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1 day ago

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

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